The Power of the Humble Earring
Should you catch a glimpse of me out in the wild without lipstick or earrings...send help. A sure sign I've reached some pit of despair. The earth will be tilted off its axis a little.
These two signatures are like warpaint for me. Not a day begins without these staples being applied to my otherwise slapdash and distracted vanity routine.
Here's to the easiest and least expensive way to add polish and cheer!